and I do mean major.
Gotta try another device/device combination.
I did not bring a q-tip to help align things, so I have to sit to pee.
I am sitting there, getting ready to wipe my cage, and someone else comes in and uses the urinal. The toilet has slats on the door, and faces the urinal. He pees, and unaware of my presence, does some incredible shaking. I’m sitting there, both turned on and slightly humiliated, feeling just how free he is compared to me.
Then KH gives me the keys as I’m headed off to work, saying
Keep these somewhere so you don’t know where they are. We’ll figure out what to do with these tonight.
Gave KH the keys — both of them — on the way into a restauraunt. He was surprised, but I don’t have the keys back, either!
While giving KH a BJ…
The gist? 5-2 BJ equity. For every 5 I give, I get two. I cannot save up more than 3, and require at least two before I get mine.
I’m not sure if I’m currently at one or two — I was going at it for a while tonight before we had to stop. Also, I’m unsure whether or not the 5 minute minimum/45 minute maximum rule from last year applies. I presume I’ll find this out at golf tomorrow!
Meanwhile, it is a rare moment when I don’t fill the cage completely. I’m also concerned about the splitting problem, as I woke up this morning with a strong stiffy, and a minor pinching along the right side. Fiddling with a q-tip cleared the pinching right up — I aligned the rightmost peg from catchy to prevent a recurrence of that event.
Anyway, based upon our availability for BJs, I’m looking at 2-3 weeks minimum between releases, I think.
I hope I can take it!
Last night, KH mentioned getting a D&D die. When I pointed out that I didn’t think he’d ever let me go that long locked in, he pointed out that it would be for other things. What other things? He didn’t say…
KH snapped the lock shut after I gave him a BJ, and I don’t have a key. It’s already been 4 days…
Not quite as exciting as the last time he snapped the lock shut, but I’ll take what I can get.
It can take several tries to get lined up correctly in the cage — and especially to line up the o-ring pins — but I’m in, with no pullout possible, and probably able to take it indefinitely. We’ll see what KH has in mind, eh?